Funny quotations about camping

Since camping is amongst the popular activity in Jasper National Park, you’ll surely enjoy these quotations about camping.

“I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent.  That’s a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap.  How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation?  Zipper it up really quick?”  – Mitch Hedberg

“Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations.  When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.”  – George Carlin  (note:  George Carlin obviously didn’t read my advice about reserving Jasper campsites ahead of time.  It’s not that bad in Jasper compared to other places.)

It always rains on tents.  Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. ” – Dave Barry


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1 comment to Funny quotations about camping

  • Dont argue inside of a tent, that’s definitely the rule of thumb, you got no where to turn, to hide, or to release your anger

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